BLOW DRY

'Keep still, will ya? l'll have your ear off.'
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'l'm a barber. He's a barber. End of story.
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Brian: 'We could walk it, Dad.'
Phil: Enough.
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'Social call, is it?'
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Shelly: 'We're sort of a salon. Well, could be. . . technically. l checked the rules. Same familly'
Phil: 'Technically.'
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Phil: 'You silly bloody fool.'
Brian: 'Oh, ta.'
Phil: 'Serve you right. You'll get no sympathy from me. What do you think you were doing? To dead people, for Christ's sake. You want looking at by the head doctor.'
Brian: 'Leave it, will you?'
Phil: 'And you can stay clear of that girl.'
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'Are two and two making four here?'
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Phil: 'Why didn't you tell me?'
Shelly: 'Maybe because you haven't spoken to me in ten years. Good enough reason?'
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Sandra: 'Yeah, the combs. lt s a fix, we know. Thanks for calling.'
Phil: 'Just 'cause something's fixed,don't mean you can't break it. Get your coats on.'
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Shelly: 'He's sweet on her, all right.'
Phil: 'Gonna get his heart broke, if it isn't already.'
Shelly: 'Occupational hazard, love.'
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Phil: 'You could have run off with another bloke, at least.'
Shelly: 'There never was another bloke for me. Still isn't.'
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'You've gotta dance, lad, dance. Forward, back, forward, back. Thirty times a minute, by heck. l never thought a son of mine had have flat bloody feet. Must get them from your mother. On your toes, boy. Balance, shift, feel it.'

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Sandra: 'A kiss on the lips could be quite continental...But diamonds are a girl's best--'
Phil: 'What the hell happened to you?'
Sandra: 'The Total Look... Marilyn... Monroe.'
Phil: 'Well, l didn't think you were the milkman.'
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Brian: 'l still don't see how we're gonna get Ray's carrottop out of the picture.'
Phil: 'You keep your head on the job, you. l'm working on it.'
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Sandra: 'The Total Look... What s the '' flucking'' problem? Got summat to say, have you?'
Phil: 'Not me'
Sandra: 'C'mon, out with it.'
Phil: 'Elegance, ingenuity, imagination.That s what judges are looking for.'
Sandra: 'So, l'm not elegant,l m not '' ingenuitous, is that what you're saying?
Phil: Come on, love, this is panto.'
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Phil: 'Your highlights go greenbif you leave them in too long, love.'
Sharon: 'How long's too long?'
Phil: 'About now'
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Sandra: 'l'm in the bath. I'll let you know when l'm out.'
Phil: 'Mind if l join ya?'
Sandra: 'No lock on the door.'
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Sandra: 'lt's not me she needs, Phil. It's You'
Phil: 'Maybe it's neither. Maybe It's us.'
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Sandra: 'l'm not proud of what I did, Phil. l didn't want to run off with her. l couldn't help it. l just fell in love with her.'
Phil: 'Me too kid, me too.'
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'Sandra as... Well... As Sandra'