GALAXY QUEST

How did I come to this? I played Richard III. Five courtian calls. I was an actor once, now look at me! I can't go out there and I won't say that stupid line one more time!

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Damn it, now look at me, look at me! I am not going out there and I won't say that stupid line one more time

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Jason: Come on old friend!
Alexander: Old friend? You stole my lines! Cut me out of epiosde two!

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I have said it for years, he's mentaly unstable.

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By Grabthar's Hammer, you shall be avenged!

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By Grabthar's Hammer, what a savings.

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It's like throwing gasoline on a flame.

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Alien: Are you enjoing your Kep-mok bloodsticks, Dr Lazarus?
Alexander: Just like Mother used to make

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Gwen: Lex, where are you going?
Alexander: To see if there is a pub!

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You broke the ship. You broke the bloody ship!

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Quelleck: I have lived my life by your philosophy, by the code of the Mak'tar.
Alexander: Oh good, that's very nice
Quelleck: By Garbthar's Hammer, Dr Lazarus...
Alexander: Don't do that, I'm not kiding.
Quelleck: I'm sorry sir, I was only...
Alexander: Just don't.

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Are we there yet?

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Jason: Which way, Alexander?
Alexander: This way!...Wait. No. That way!
Tommy: You were holding it upside down!
Alexander: Shut up!

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Alexander: Could they be the miners?
Fred: Sure, they are like three years old.
Alexander: Miners not minors!
Fred: You lost me.

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Alexander: Quelleck, what are you doing up there?
Quelleck: I avoided capture by using your Mak'tar stealth face.

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It's just not fair...