LOVE ACTUALLY

Invite him out for a drink, then casually mention you'd like to marry him and have lots of sex and babies.

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Right, the Christmas party, not my favourite night of the year and your unhappy job to organise.

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I always think Pavarotti dresses very well.

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There is a word for hangover I've never heard before.

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What else there's gonna be?Are you gonna dip it in jogurt?? Cover it with chocolate buttons?!

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No, no, no! No bloody holly!

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Oh God, I am so in the wrong, the classic fool.