TRULY MADLY DEEPLY

I kept thinking, just my luck! Dying of a sore throat!...Maybe I just didn't die properly? Maybe that's why I can come back?

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I blame the goverment! I hate the bastards!

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You think every cloud looks like my mother!... My mother hasn't got a beard!

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Oh come on! Don't be coy! I know you shave your legs!

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I realy – truly - madly – deeply - passionately - remarkably - deliciously - juicily love you.